英文幽默笑话

HE FIRST TIME

Patient: I'm so frightened, this is my first operation.

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Surgeon: I know just how you feel. This is my first operation, too. 内容来自xmjuzi

第一次

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病人：我很害怕，这是我第一次动手术。

外科医生：我完全理解你的心情。这也是我第一次动手术。 来源xmjuzi.com

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Response Ability 小美句子(xmjuzi.com)

An Ogden, Iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation for a cup of coffee. When asked if that didn't constitute gambling, the minister replied, “It's merely a scientific method of determining just who is going to commit an act of charity.” 来源xMjuzi.com

Philosopher Bertrand Russell, asked if he was willing to die for his beliers, replied: “Of course not. After all, I may be wrong.”

A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: “If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?”

The winning reply was: “The one nearest the exit.”

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答问技巧

衣阿华州奥格根的一位牧师正在与一位教友为一杯咖啡而猜硬币。别人问他那是否构成赌博行为时，牧师答道：“这仅仅是决定由谁来做一件善事的一种科学方法。” 来源xmjuzi.cOm

当我人问哲学家罗素是否愿意为了他的信仰而献身时，他答道：“当然不会。毕竟，我可能会是错的。” 内容来自xmjuzi

一份报纸组织了一场竞赛，为下面的问题征集最佳答案：“如果卢浮宫起了火，而你只能救出一幅画，你将救出哪一幅？” 来源xmjuzi.com

获奖的答案是：“最接近门口的那一幅。”

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AN ENERGETIC WIFE

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Neighbor: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you?

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Husband: It was nothing. My wife was a bit cross, and threw my overcoat out of the window.

Neighbor: Your overcoat? But how could it make such a noise?

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Husband: I… I happened to be inside the coat.

精力旺盛的妻子

邻居：昨天夜里我听见你家屋前有很大的声音，你们出了什么事吗？ 来源xmJuzi.com

丈夫：没什么。我的妻子有点不高兴，把我的大衣给扔到窗外去了。

邻居：你的大衣？扔掉大衣怎么会有那么大的声音？ 来源xmjuzI.com

丈夫：我……我恰好也在大衣里面。

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