100字英语幽默笑话

1.two birds

teacher: here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. now who can tell us which is which?

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student: i cannot point out but i know the answer.

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teacher: please tell us. 来源xmjuzi.com

student: the swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

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两只鸟 小美xmjuzi.com句子

老师：这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗? 来源xmjuzi.cOm

学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

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学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。 来源xmjUzi.com

2.the fish net

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"can you tell me what fish net is made, ann?" 小美xmjuzi.com句子

"a lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl. 本文来自小美句子

鱼网 来源XMjuzi.com

"你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安?"老师发问道。

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"把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。"小女孩回答道。 小美句子，分享好句子

3.One day, a group of soldiers carried out a task under the direction of their chief, and they came to a large river. There are a lot of new recruits of the regiment, colonel looked at the river, and looked at the soldiers, he really can not think of a suitable word to command the recruits rushed across the river, is in distress, suddenly had an idea, he ordered: "all disbanded after two minutes on the other side of the river set! " 来源xmjuzi.Com

一天，一团士兵在长官的带领下执行一项任务，他们来到了一条大河边。这个团里有好多新兵，团长看着眼前的大河，又望了望士兵们，他实在想不出一个合适的词语来命令新兵们冲过河去，正在苦恼之际，突然灵机一动，他命令："全体解散，两分钟后在河对岸集合！" 来源xmJuzi.com