开心一笑幽默笑话英语

大家听过哪些英语幽默笑话呢?下面是小编为大家整理的开心一笑幽默英语笑话，希望喜欢! 来源XMjuzi.com

What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime?

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绵羊在圣诞节会对其它同伴说什么? 来源xMjuzi.com

Merry Christmas to ewe(发音同you)!

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母羊圣诞节快乐。(祝你圣诞节快乐)

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What's the best thing to put into Christmas dinner?

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把什么放进圣诞大餐上最好。 来源xmjuzi.coM

Your teeth!

你的牙齿。 来源xMjuzi.com

Why should Christmas dinner always be well done?

为什么圣诞节都要吃大餐? 来源XMJuzi.com

So you can say "Merry Crispness"!

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因为你就可以说“吃得快乐” 来源xmjuzi.coM

Knock Knock. 来源xmjuZi.com

咚咚咚。 来源xmjuzi.Com

Who's there? 来源xmjuzi.coM

谁呀

Mary. 本文来自小美句子

玛丽

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Mary who?

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哪个Mary?

Mary Christmas!

Mary Christmas(圣诞节快乐)

A definition of Christmas:

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The time when everyone gets "Santa"-mental. 小美句子，分享好句子

人人都为圣诞老人疯狂。

What did one Christmas cracker say to the other Christmas cracker? 小美xmjuzi.com句子

一个圣诞节爆竹会对另一个圣诞节爆竹说什么? 来源xMjuzi.com

My POP is bigger than yours! 来源xmjuzi.com

我的爆炸声比你的爆炸声大

What do you call an elf who steals gift wrap from the rich and gives it to the poor? 小美xmjuzi.com句子

你把从富人家偷来礼物送给穷人家的精灵叫什么?

Ribbon Hood!(Robin Hood) 内容来自xmjuzi

What comes at the end of Christmas Day?

圣诞节Christmas Day最后的是什么?

The letter "Y"! 来源xmjUzi.com

字母Y

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What do angry mice send to each other in December? 内容来自xmjuzi

生气的老鼠在12月给每个人送什么?

Cross mouse cards! 穿过老鼠卡(Christmas Card圣诞贺卡) 来源xmJuzi.com

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? 本文来自小美句子

亚当在圣诞节前一晚说什么?

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It's Christmas, Eve! 来源xmjuzi.cOm

Eve，是圣诞节了。(It's Christmas Eve 平安夜) 来源xmjuzi.com

"Do you ever buy any Christmas Seals?" 小美句子，分享好句子

你会买圣诞节期间使用的纪念邮票吗?(你会买Christmas 海豹吗?)

"No, I wouldn't know how to feed them." 来源xmjuzi.com

不会，我不知道怎么养它们。 来源xmjuzi.com

What is the best key to get at Christmas? 内容来自xmjuzi

圣诞节最好的key是什么? 来源XMJuzi.com

A turkey! 来源xmjuzi.coM

turkey(伙计)

What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas?

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圣诞节给父母送什么最好? xmJuzi.com

A list of everything you want!

你最想要的礼物清单。(免得爸妈还要绞尽脑汁的想送什么给我) 内容来自xmjuzi

What do wild animals sing at Christmastime?

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圣诞节野生动物都唱什么?

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Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way! 来源xmJuzi.com

(丛林响叮当，丛林响叮当，到处都是丛林)

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What's the favourite Christmas Carol of new parents? xmJuzi.com

刚当上爸妈的人圣诞节最喜欢唱什么歌? 来源xmjuZi.com

Silent Night!

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安静的夜。(今晚孩子不要哭) 本文来自小美句子

Where do mistletoe go to become famous? 内容来自xmjuzi

槲寄生在哪儿出名的? 来源xmjuzi.com

"Holly" wood! 来源xMjuzi.com

好莱坞。(神圣的森林)

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What did one Christmas light say to the other Christmas light?

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圣诞蜡烛会对其它同伴说什么? 来源XMJuzi.com

You light me up!(歌曲)

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你照亮了我。

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