小学经典英语笑话故事

小学经典英语笑话故事篇一

少了一品脱 来源XMJuzi.com

A tourist passing through South Dakota stopped at a blood bank to make a donation. Afterward，he was resting on a cot and saw another donor, who appeared to be a Native American.

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有个旅行者在穿越南达科这州时，在一家肤血站献了血.献血后他坐在一张小床上休息。这时，他见到另一个人前来献血.那个人看起来好像是美国的本土人。这个旅行家于是就和他攀谈起来。“你是不是住在路那边的苏族印地安人保护区?” 来源XMJuzi.com

The tourist struck up a conversation and asked,”Do you live on the Sioux reservation up the road?" 小美句子(xmjuzi.com)

“没错儿。”那人回答. Xmjuzi.com

"Yes，"the man replied.

“你是百分之百血统的苏族印地安人吗?”

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"Are you a full-blooded Sioux?" 来源xmJuzi.com

“噢，不能完全这么说?. "那人说:“我现在就缺少了一品脱的血.”

"Well，actually，no，"said the man. "Right now I'm a pint low. "

小学经典英语笑话故事篇二

本文来自小美句子

不必再看眼科医生了 来源xmjuzi.coM

It had been many years since my last eye exam,and my wife was pestering me to make an appointment. The more she nagged , the more I procrastinated. Finally，she made an appointment for me. 来源xmjuZi.com

我己经很多年没做眼睛检查了。我妻子总是催我去挂个号。她越是督我，我越是耽搁不去。最后，她替我挂了个号。

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The day before I was to see the doctor，I was in an affectionate mood. After kissing and hugging her, I told her she really looked. good to me.,

在我去见医生的前一天，我的情绪特别好。我对妻于又是亲又是抱，还说她是我眼里最漂亮的女人. 内容来自xmjuzi

"That does it,”she said.“I'm canceling your appointment."

她说:“这回眼睛没问题了，那我现在就去把号退了。”

小学经典英语笑话故事篇三 小美xmjuzi.com句子

After my husband，John，and I moved to Michigan from Nebraska，our new friends，proud of their beautiful tree一lined roads，teased us about the Mid-west's dull，flat，treeless land. When my parents，Nebraska farmers，visited us，I asked them about their trip.

我和丈夫约翰从内布拉斯加搬到密西根后，我们新认识的朋友们总为他们美丽的林荫大过引以为荣.他们嘲讽我们的中西部平原荒凉、贫瘩，连株枯树都没有。后来我父母从内布拉斯加的老家来看我们，我问他们对旅途的感受。

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What a boring drive，"my father replied."Once you get to Michigan, there's nothing to see but trees." 来源xmjUzi.com

我父亲抱怨着:“枯澡，乏味，一进入密西根，除了树什么都没有。”