“每天一句，十二天成为幽默大王”

01、早上好，不好也行，随便你。

Good morning. If it's not a good morning for you, that's okay too. Whatever. 来源xmJuzi.com

02、今天解决不了的事情，别着急，因为明天也解决不了。 来源xmjuzi.coM

Don't worry about things you can't solve today, because you probably won't be able to solve them tomorrow either.

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03、我把真心给你，你给我炒辣椒了？ 来源xmJuzi.com

I gave you my sincere heart. Did you just toss it aside like stir - frying peppers?

04、我妈说我并不是一无所有，我还有脸回家。

My mom said I'm not completely penniless. At least I still have the nerve to go home. 来源xmjuzI.com

05、别人的自拍能当头像，而我的自拍只能当表情包。

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Other people's selfies can be used as profile pictures, but mine can only be used as emojis.

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06、头晕乎乎的感觉缺点维生素RMB。 来源xmjuzi.com

I feel dizzy. It seems I'm lacking the "vitamin" of RMB.

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07、天气预报说今天没有风，看来又得挨饿了。

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The weather forecast says there's no wind today. It seems I'll have to go hungry again.

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08、没理都要争三分，得理为什么要饶人。

Even when I'm in the wrong, I still try to argue my way out. So why should I let it go when I'm in the right? 来源xmjuzi.Com

09、这世界应该是有趣的，不然我也不会老想着玩。

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The world must be interesting, otherwise I wouldn't always be thinking about having fun.

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10、看了不给我点赞，那你点什么？点秋香吗？ 来源xmjuzi.cOm

You saw it but didn't give me a like. Then what are you going to "like"? Hua Qiuxiang ? 来源xmjuzi.coM