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12个撩汉神回复,你会吗?

2025-05-25 11:34:34经典说说热度:17

1、 他问我喜欢啥类型,我说:面试中,简历了解一下?😊 小美句子(xmjuzi.com)

He asked me what type I like, I said: In the interview, check the resume? 😊 来源xmjuzI.com

2、 他总说有空找我。我会说:拖延症是爱情绝症呢~ 小美xmjuzi.com句子

He always says he'll find me when he's free. I say: Procrastination is the fatal disease of love~ 小美句子,分享好句子

12个撩汉神回复,你会吗?

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3、 他说我怎么样,我答:试用期优秀,考虑下转正?😂 来源xMjuzi.com

He asks how I'm doing, I answer: Outstanding during probation, consider making it permanent? 😂 来源XMjuzi.com

4、 他问我喜欢啥样的男生,我回:现在和我聊天的这种。 来源xmjuZi.com

He asks what kind of guy I like, I reply: The kind that's chatting with me now.

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12个撩汉神回复,你会吗?

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5、 他问在干嘛呢,我说:琢磨合法绑架你的心。

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He asks what I'm doing, I say: Thinking about legally kidnapping your heart. 来源XMJuzi.com

6、 他说累死了,我说:不准累,我广告复活你呢。

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He says he's exhausted, I say: You're not allowed to be tired, I'm advertising your revival.

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12个撩汉神回复,你会吗?

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7、 他老不回复,我说:你这高冷,冻得我感冒了,刷医保吧。🥺 来源xmJuzi.com

He doesn't reply often, I say: Your coldness froze me into a cold, swipe my insurance. 🥺

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