“每天一句，十天成为幽默大师”

01、我喜欢早睡，比如早上五点多。

I like going to bed early, like at around five in the morning.

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02、躺又躺不平，卷又卷不赢，仰卧起坐腰又不行。 来源xmjuZi.com

I can't lie back and relax, nor can I out - compete in the rat - race. And I can't even do sit - ups because my back won't allow it.

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03、很内向，吃饱了也不说一直吃。 来源XMJuzi.com

I'm very introverted. Even when I'm full, I keep eating without saying anything.

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04、抛个硬币，如果黏在天花板上就不吃宵夜了。

I'll flip a coin. If it sticks to the ceiling, I won't have a midnight snack.

05、很期待上班，别人的对象陪我一整天。

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I'm really looking forward to going to work because other people's partners will be with me all day.

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06、舔了一下自己的嘴唇，好甜，果然是舔狗。 来源xmjuzi.cOm

I licked my lips and it tasted sweet. Turns out I'm a "lick - dog"

07、别人朝我扔泥巴，我躺下讹他三万八。

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If someone throws mud at me, I'll lie down and extort 38,000 yuan from them.

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08、满屋都是头发，就是不在我头上。 来源xmjuzI.com

There is hair all over the house, just not on my head.

09、睡不着，希望睡着的人全部尿床。 内容来自xmjuzi

I can't fall asleep. I hope all those who are asleep wet the bed. 来源xmjuzI.com

10、好就是好，坏就是坏，你好坏是什么意思？

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Good is good, bad is bad. What does "you're so bad " mean? 来源xMjuzi.com