“每天一句，半月成为幽默神”

01、世界上只有一种英雄主义，那就是早起上班。

There is only one kind of heroism in the world, and that is getting up early to go to work.

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02、我们老实人，不惹事，但也怕事。

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We honest people don't look for trouble, but we're also afraid of it.

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03、后来我剪了最帅的飞机头也飞不进你的心。

Later, I got the coolest pompadour haircut, yet I still can't fly into your heart.

04、别的女孩子再好又能怎样，她能有我阴阳怪气吗？ 来源xmJuzi.com

So what if other girls are nice? Can they be as sarcastic as I am?

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05、大家好我是麻辣鸡，这是我的朋友辣鸡。 来源xmjuZi.com

Hello everyone, I'm Spicy Chicken, and this is my friend, Lousy Chicken. 内容来自xmjuzi

06、钱怎么来的，我清清楚楚，钱怎么没的，我模模糊糊。

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I know exactly how money comes to me, but I'm rather vague about how it goes away. 来源xmjuzI.com

07、好想关心你，但你总是不生病。 来源xmJuzi.com

I really want to care about you, but you're always in good health. 来源xmjuzi.com

08、骗我感情就算了，还偷我表情包。

It's bad enough that you deceived my feelings, but you even stole my emojis.

09、摆烂归摆烂，到了饭点还是要吃饭。 小美句子(xmjuzi.com)

Even if I slack off, I still have to eat when it's mealtime. 来源xmJuzi.com

10、工作虽然没挣几个钱，倒也没白干，倒是累着了。

Although I haven't earned much from my job, I haven't worked in vain either. Well, at least I'm exhausted. 来源XMJuzi.com