"宝，破冰式聊天，让某人秒回你"

01、爱卿，今日何故一言不发？

My dear, why not a word from you today?

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02、哥哥，今天的群发消息漏选我了嘛？ 内容来自xmjuzi

Bro, did you skip me in today's mass message? Huh? 来源xmjuzI.com

03、我知道爱上一个冷漠的人，注定是要心碎的，我的心已经碎成八瓣了，现在可以爱八个帅哥

I know loving a cold person is destined to break my heart. Mine's already shattered into eight pieces – now I can love eight handsome guys.

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04、十分钟没理我了，想必你已经和她结婚了吧，到时候生二胎我就不去了，你转我二百我随便吃点就。 来源xmjuzi.com

Ten minutes without a reply? Guess you're already married to her. When you have the second kid, I won't attend. Just send me 200 yuan so I can grab a bite.

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05、上帝到底关了那扇窗，是我和你的聊天窗嘛？ 来源xMjuzi.com

Which window did God close? Exactly our chat window, right? 来源xmjuzi.cOm

06、是量子纠缠，还是天文奇观，耽误了你打字的速度。 来源XMJuzi.com

Is it quantum entanglement or a cosmic phenomenon slowing down your typing?

07、今天的我你爱答不理，明天的我还会缠着你。

Too cool to respond today? Tomorrow I'll still come bothering you. 来源xmjuzI.com

08、咱俩的聊天框都落灰了，赶紧过来擦擦。

Our chat box is collecting dust. Come wipe it down. 来源XMjuzi.com

09、腻了呗，烦了呗，嫌我啰嗦了呗！ 来源xmjuzi.cOm

Bored of me? Tired of me? Think I'm annoying, huh!