“每天一句，半月成为幽默大王”

每天醒来的第一件事，就是想睡觉。

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The first thing I think of every time I wake up is going back to sleep. 来源xmjuzI.com

为什么我的眼里常含泪水，因为我困的要死。

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Why do my eyes often brim with tears? Because I'm extremely sleepy.

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话不投机半句多，话若投机吃火锅。 来源xmjuzi.Com

When there's no common ground, half a word is too much. When people hit it off, they have hot pot together. xmJuzi.com

你再骂我，我就把你的电话号码写在电线杆上。

If you scold me again, I'll write your phone number on a utility pole.

爱上了还管他什么星座，哪怕是插座我也认了。

Once I'm in love, I don't care about the zodiac sign. Even if it's a socket, I'll accept it.

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我上辈子作恶多端，这辈子遇到你算是扯平了。 小美句子，分享好句子

I must have done many evil deeds in my past life, but meeting you in this life makes things even. 小美句子(xmjuzi.com)

麻烦你快点去照照镜子，看看我喜欢的人到底有多美。

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Please go look in the mirror quickly and see how beautiful the person I like is.

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最近有谣言说我喜欢你，我要澄清一下，那不是谣言。 来源xmjuzi.Com

Recently, there's a rumor that I like you. I need to clarify that it's not a rumor. 来源xmjuzi.cOm

你确实很拽，但我的删除键，也不是玩具。 内容来自xmjuzi

You're really arrogant, but my delete button isn't a toy either. 本文来自小美句子

我骂人是不对，但是我骂对人了啊。 来源XMjuzi.com

It's wrong for me to curse, but I cursed the right person.

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