“每天一句，七天成为幽默达人”

在每一个不需要早起的日子，我都醒得格外早。

On every day when I don't need to get up early, I wake up particularly early.

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听说你挺会吃饭的，今天要不要一起吃饭啊。 xmJuzi.com

I heard you're quite into food. Would you like to have a meal with me today.

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连我的信息你都不回，你在回什么？回家的诱惑吗。 来源xmjuzi.cOm

You don't even reply to my messages. What are you replying to? "Temptation of Going Home" (a TV drama)?

谈吗？分享欲很强，一日三餐都发代付给你。 来源xmjuzI.com

Shall we date? I have a strong desire to share. I'll send you meal - treat requests for three meals a day.

我这清汤寡水的日子，被造谣得风生水起。 本文来自小美句子

My plain and uneventful days have been rumored about in a sensational way.

我们挺配的，一个笑着好看，一个看着好笑。 内容来自xmjuzi

We're quite a match. One looks good when smiling, and the other looks funny to watch.

小美句子，分享好句子

说出来你们可能不信，那我就不说了。 xmJuzi.com

You may not believe me if I tell you, so I won't say it.

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你还年轻，你把钱给我，你自己再去赚可以吗。 来源xmJuzi.com

You're still young. Could you give me your money and then earn some more by yourself. 小美xmjuzi.com句子

好累，在朋友圈躺会，路过的别踩到我哈。 Xmjuzi.com

I'm so tired. I'll just "lie down" in Moments. Don't step on me if you pass by.

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