“每天一句，七天成为幽默鬼才”

起床啦家人们，旁边没人还睡得这么起劲。

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Get up, everyone. You're sleeping so soundly even though there's no one beside you. xmJuzi.com

你拿什么跟我比，我上班从来不看星期几。

What can you compare with me? I never check what day of the week it is when I'm at work. 来源XMJuzi.com

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减肥没有捷径，渴了喝水，饿了扇嘴。 xmJuzi.com

There's no shortcut to losing weight. When you're thirsty, drink water. When you're hungry, slap your mouth.

努力不一定会被看到，但摸鱼一定会。 来源xmjuzi.Com

Hard work may not necessarily be noticed, but slacking off surely will.

小美句子，分享好句子

不给你点厉害看看，你都不知道锅是铁打的。 来源xmjUzi.com

If I don't show you something, you won't know how tough I can be.

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很内向，出门都走下水道，吃饭都要钻桌底。 来源xmjuzi.Com

I'm very introverted. I even go out through the sewer and eat by crawling under the table. 小美句子，分享好句子

我无家可归了，可以住进你心里吗？

I'm homeless. Can I live in your heart?

用我的热情当水喝，总有一天烫死你。

If you take my enthusiasm as water to drink, one day it'll scald you to death.

抛开我的缺点不谈，我不全是优点吗？

Leaving aside my flaws, aren't I all good points? Xmjuzi.com