“每天一句，七天成为幽默强人”

起床了，希望还在睡的人从床上掉下来。 内容来自xmjuzi

I'm up. I hope those who are still sleeping fall off their beds.

周一的工位上有两个我，一个是我另一个也是我，因为我裂开了。

There are two “mes” at my workstation on Monday. One is me and the other is also me because I feel like I've fallen apart. 小美句子，分享好句子

爱来爱去的，上两天班就老实了。

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All this love - chasing stuff, after working for a couple of days, you'll settle down. Xmjuzi.com

多听听外面的自己，比鬼片还精彩。 Xmjuzi.com

Listen to what others say about you. It's more exciting than a horror movie. 本文来自小美句子

终于想通了，有些事情是想不通的。 来源xmjuZi.com

I finally realized that there are some things that just can't be figured out.

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一个巴掌拍不响，我给你一巴掌，你看看响不响。

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They say it takes two to tango. Let me give you a slap and see if it makes a sound.

虽然我收入落后，但是我消费超前啊。 来源xmjuzi.cOm

Although my income lags behind, my consumption is ahead of the curve.

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我能把自行车骑进厕所，却骑不进你的心。

I can ride a bike into the toilet, but I can't ride into your heart.

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不用谢，真有诚意就今晚请我吃饭。 来源xmjUzi.com

You're welcome. If you're really sincere, invite me to dinner tonight. Xmjuzi.com

点赞的今年脱单，不点赞的……明年继续找我点赞。 来源xmjuzi.Com

Those who give a like will get out of the single - hood this year. Those who don't. come back to me for likes next year.

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