“每天一句，七天成为幽默仙人”

家人们早上好，一拳把自己打醒了。

Good morning, everyone. I punched myself awake.

当一天和尚撞一天钟，打一天破工发一天疯。

Be a monk for a day, toll the bell for a day. Work a lousy job and go crazy for a day. 来源xmjuzi.cOm

谁把我的钱挣了，我怎么挣不到钱了。 来源xmjuzI.com

Who has earned the money that should be mine? Why can't I make any money.

你要偷偷熬夜，熬成地中海，然后笑死所有人。

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You should secretly stay up late, until you go bald on the top, and then make everyone laugh to death.

还是别了解我了吧，我就是个玩手机的。 来源xMjuzi.com

Better not get to know me. I'm just someone who plays with mobile phones.

这世上本没有脏话，上班久了就有了。

There were no swear words in this world originally, but after working for a long time, they emerge. 小美句子(xmjuzi.com)

看你手挺会打游戏的，要不要和我牵一牵。

It seems your hands are good at playing games. How about holding hands with me. xmJuzi.com

今年的收入还算乐观，除去一切开支还剩个锤子。 来源xMjuzi.com

This year's income seems promising, but after deducting all the expenses, there's nothing left.

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有一种悔恨叫做，第一口还价，老板就答应了。 小美xmjuzi.com句子

There's a kind of regret called the boss agreeing as soon as you make the first counter - offer. 来源XMjuzi.com

你家住八卦阵里吗，怎么整天阴阳怪气的。

Do you live in the Eight Diagrams Formation? Why are you being so sarcastic all day long.