“每天一句，七天成为幽默神人”

家人们早上好，周一周一，精神归西。 来源xmjuZi.com

Good morning, everyone. It's Monday, Monday, my spirit has gone to the west. 小美xmjuzi.com句子

明明可以靠颜值吃饭，偏偏却要工作，我不知道明明是谁，反正我是偏偏。

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One could apparently make a living by their good looks, but insists on working instead. I don't know who “apparently” is, but I'm “insists”. xmJuzi.com

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放心吧哥，我办事，你就闹心吧。

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Don't worry, bro. When I handle things, you'll just worry yourself sick. 来源XMjuzi.com

我给你的东西你必须珍惜，特别是脸。

You must cherish the things I give you, especially your face.

不好意思，忘记回你消息了，刚刚在玩手机。

Sorry, I forgot to reply to your message. I was playing on my phone just now.

在好看和少吃之间，选择了好吃。 来源xmjuzi.com

Between looking good and eating less, I chose delicious food.

该怎么勾引你，你才会爱上我，我想过七夕。

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How should I seduce you so that you'll fall in love with me. I want to celebrate Qixi Festival.

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当我一觉醒来，感觉浑身舒爽，我就知道我睡过头了。 来源xMjuzi.com

When I woke up and felt refreshed all over, I knew I had overslept.

我和工作，就像没有感情的夫妻，没感情又离不了。

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My relationship with work is like that of a couple without affection. We have no feelings for each other, yet can't part ways. 来源xmjUzi.com

你真好看，我不是在夸你，我只是在提醒你！

You're really good - looking. I'm not complimenting you, I'm just reminding you!