“每天一句，七天成为幽默达人”

家人们早上好，突然好想你，你却还没起。

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Good morning, everyone. I suddenly miss you so much, but you haven't woken up yet.

周末想去看山河大海，看得却是人山人海。

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I wanted to see the mountains, rivers and the sea on the weekend, but what I saw was a huge crowd of people.

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成功要靠后天的努力，所以今天和明天休息。

Success depends on the efforts of the day after tomorrow, so I'll rest today and tomorrow. Xmjuzi.com

我认得你，你是画家，画饼的专家。

I know you. You're a “painter”, an expert at making empty promises. 来源XMjuzi.com

穷不可怕，可怕的是，穷的人是我。 来源xmjuZi.com

Poverty isn't terrifying. What's terrifying is that I'm the one who's poor. 小美句子(xmjuzi.com)

有点暧昧就够你一直回味，你也挺抽象的。 来源xmjUzi.com

A bit of ambiguity is enough for you to savor all the time. You're quite something.

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放假一定要熬夜，这样我的假期，就会比别人多。

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I must stay up late during the holiday. This way, my holiday will seem longer than others'.

年轻真的好呀，我也是年纪大了才知道。 来源xmJuzi.com

Being young is really great. I didn't realize this until I got older.

嫌弃我这，嫌弃我那，我要是没点毛病能看上你。

You dislike this about me and that about me. If I were perfect, how could I fancy you. xmJuzi.com

带你回家见岳父。

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Follow me so you won't get lost. I'll take you home to meet your father - in - law.