“每天一句，十天成为幽默强人”

家人们起床啦，希望还在睡的人从床上掉下来。 来源xmjuzi.coM

Guys, get up! I hope those who are still sleeping fall off the bed. 来源XMjuzi.com

能陪太阳上班，能陪月亮加班，是我的荣幸。

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It's my honor to start work with the sun rising and work overtime until the moon is out.

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不要总觉得自己比狗还累，你想多了，其实狗都没有你那么累。

Don't always think you're more tired than a dog. You're overthinking. In fact, dogs aren't as tired as you. 来源xmjuzi.com

在管住嘴和迈开腿之间，我选择了不上秤。

Between controlling my diet and exercising, I chose not to step on the scale. 来源XMJuzi.com

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宝，今天拉稀了，拉的你最爱喝的安慕希。 小美句子，分享好句子

Honey, I had diarrhea today. It looked like the Ambrosial you love to drink.

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如果你要道德绑架我，那我就没有道德。 来源xmjUzi.com

If you try to morally blackmail me, then I'll have no morals. 来源xmjuzi.Com

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你给我买包盐呗，我感觉我们的关系变淡了。 来源xmjuzi.coM

Buy me a bag of salt, please. I feel our relationship is losing its flavor. 内容来自xmjuzi

无人问津的日子，正是吃独食的好时机。 xmJuzi.com

The days when no one pays attention are the perfect time to enjoy food all by myself. 来源XMJuzi.com

不好意思，我手机快没电了，只剩96％了，待会再聊。

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Sorry, my phone is almost out of power. There's only 96% left. Talk to you later. xmJuzi.com

开启缘分第一步。

Follow me so you won't get lost. It's the first step to start our connection. 本文来自小美句子