“每天一句、七天成为幽默精英”

周末啦，我口中的早睡，就是早上睡。

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It's the weekend. When I say going to bed early, I mean going to bed in the morning.

为什么说我懒，我明明什么都没做。 本文来自小美句子

Why say I'm lazy? I've clearly done nothing. 来源xmJuzi.com

外面的世界再精彩，都没有待在家里舒服。 来源xmjuzi.com

No matter how wonderful the outside world is, it's not as comfortable as staying at home. 来源XMjuzi.com

就我平时的状态，你别说爱上谁了，没弄死谁，就算不错了。

With my usual state, don't even mention falling in love with someone. It's already not bad if I don't end up hurting anyone.

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宝，耀眼的人这么多，可闪到我的只有你一个。 Xmjuzi.com

Honey, there are so many dazzling people, but you're the only one who catches my eye.

恋爱可以不谈，碎尸案还是要看的。

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Love can be set aside, but I still have to follow the dismemberment cases. Xmjuzi.com