“每天一句，六天成为幽默人才”

冷吗？冷就对了，温暖是留给开小轿车的人。早上好，电动车人。 内容来自xmjuzi

Cold? That's right. Warmth is for those who drive cars. Good morning, electric - bike riders.

上班夺命，咖啡续命，一命抵一命。 来源xmjuzi.cOm

Work drains my life, while coffee revives me. It's like one life offsetting another.

退一步海阔天空，进一步也无路可走。 来源xmjuzi.coM

Take a step back, and there will be a brighter future. But take a step forward, and there's no way out.

好烦，突然发现脸皮厚根本没有用，风吹过来还是会冷。

So annoying. I suddenly realized that having a thick skin doesn't help at all. The wind still makes me feel cold. 来源xmjuzI.com

假如你20岁左右，的朋友和你差不多大，那么他的微信号是多少？

If you're around 20 years old and your most good - looking friend is about the same age as you, what's his WeChat ID?

宝，我好像中毒了，中的什么毒？没有你的日子好孤独。

Honey, I seem to be poisoned. What kind of poison? The loneliness of days without you. Xmjuzi.com

帮朋友问的，就是一个女孩子她最近胖了几斤，但是她很善良，请问今天疯狂星期四她可以吃吮指原味鸡吗？ 来源xmjuZi.com

I'm asking for a friend. There's a girl who has gained a few pounds recently, but she's very kind. Can she eat Original Recipe Chicken on Crazy Thursday today? Xmjuzi.com