“每天一句，八天成为幽默专家”

家人们早上好，太阳当空照，谁还在睡觉，懒觉虽美妙，醒来要迟到。

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Good morning, everyone. The sun is shining brightly. Who's still sleeping? Though sleeping in is wonderful, you'll be late when you wake up. 来源xmJuzi.com

一寸光阴一寸金，假期没了好伤心。

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An inch of time is an inch of gold. It's so sad that the holiday is over.

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不要总埋怨自己，也要学会指责别人，别太伤心了，没法走医保的。

Don't always blame yourself; learn to blame others too. Don't be too sad—sadness isn't covered by medical insurance. 小美xmjuzi.com句子

我一个月能挣8w，但我没去挣，因为我一个月1800够花了。 xmJuzi.com

I could earn 80,000 a month, but I don't bother because 1,800 a month is enough for me.

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我觉得你说的很有道理，就是听不懂。 来源xmjuzi.Com

I think what you said makes a lot of sense, but I just can't understand it.

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宝，我不懂爱是什么，我只知道睡醒了，要给你发消息。 小美xmjuzi.com句子

Honey, I don't know what love is. I just know that when I wake up, I need to send you a message. 来源xmjuzI.com

爱吃的女孩运气不会差，因为食来运转。 Xmjuzi.com

Girls who love eating are lucky, because good fortune comes with good food. 来源xmjuZi.com

阁下的文案让我出尽了洋相，哦。

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Your copy made me make a fool of myself. Follow me and you won't get lost. 来源xmjuzi.cOm

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快来吧 每天笑哈哈