“每天一句，八天成为幽默高人”

人际交往技巧：热情、礼貌、一问三不知。 来源xmJuzi.com

Interpersonal skills: be enthusiastic, be polite, and claim to know nothing when asked.

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冷知识：咖啡撒身上比喝下去更清醒。

Fun fact: Spilling coffee on yourself makes you more awake than drinking it. 来源xmjuZi.com

头晕晕的，医生说我缺点维生素KFC。 来源xmjuzi.coM

I feel dizzy. The doctor said I'm lacking vitamin KFC.

我这个人不太会说话，如果平时有什么得罪你们的地方，你来打我啊。 来源xmjuZi.com

I'm not good with words. If I've offended you in any way, come and hit me.

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宝，你知道为什么歹徒朝我心脏捅了一刀，我却没事呢，因为我的心在你那。 xmJuzi.com

Honey, do you know why the gangster stabbed me in the heart but I was fine? Because my heart is with you. 来源XMjuzi.com

表白要一步到位，你好，合葬吗？ 小美句子，分享好句子

Confessions should be straightforward: , want to be buried together?

其实我也算老钱风了，我老是没钱。

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Actually, I'm kind of "old money style" too—I'm always out of money.